I'm currently watching The Talented Mister Ripley and eating an apple (Matt Damon is a good actor, I don't care what anyone says. He is so convincingly creepy in this film)(also I am FUCKING SICK of apples but I need to get rid of them) and a scene just happened where Tom Ripley bashes the head of Fatty McPale-ass in with a bust.And all I can think is 'he's never gonna get the blood out of every crevice of the hair on that thing. IT'S GOING TO STAIN!'